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Melanie | Miami
Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true messiah.

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

(via nolan-marek)

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae, via gnarly)

i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

(Source: vuls, via eggrolli)

hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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(via gnarly)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via religiousmother)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer, via aristocraticfelines)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via aristocraticfelines)